There's this man. His name is Andrew Scott. He is delicious, and has a propensity towards touching things.
Unfortunately, those things are not us. Yet.
And my name is Jessica. My hands don't work and I talk about myself, and personal stuff, far too much. I'm basically an intellectually disabled puppy. There's nothing wrong with me.
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
dangerous??????you don’t think i’m dangerous??????? i’ve stalked my crush on facebook all the way back to 2009 do you know how fricken risk y that is
I will never trust any ‘ally’ who talks about how we “need” them
That’s shit we hear from our abusers, thanks
That’s called manipulation, power play, emotional blackmail
this is so brilliant and succinct - i never thought about the why of why that was so shitty before. wow.
""you’re nothing without me"
"you achieved ‘xyz’ because of me"
"you’re not strong enough"
if you like fall out boy, well then sugar you can go down on me