Into the Heart of an Immense Darkness

Actually Bucky Barnes, but you can call me Cooper. Born under a bad sign. Comrade/they/them. Unapologetic feminist. Science side of tumblr technically, but mostly I just reblog puppies and hot celebrities. My hands don't work. I celebrate Halloween every day.

Aries. ENTP. Queer. Slytherin. Neurodivergent. Chaotic neutral. Incendiary. Audacious.

I'm not good or real... I'm evil and imaginary

Disney at Halloween, more like everything is nightmare before Christmas

0 notes
2,811 notes

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

image

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
image

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

image

OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

image

OCTOBER IS HERE

image

(via maxanaxam)

578,705 notes
1,187 notes
technicolour-tendencies:

SPOOKTOBER HAS BEGUN
620 notes
86,980 notes

I will never feel bad for my offal french puns

0 notes
322,360 notes

"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.

(via fixyourwritinghabits)

none of these people want movies to exist.

(via lackyannie)

Fun survival tip, my lovelies: running in a zig zag is only slightly more effective against trained shooters (though it does tend to end in less serious gsws) so if you have bad joints/knees/inner ear problems/can’t run as fast when you have to cut like that it’s safer for you to run in a straight line because you’ll be able to run faster. Also when you are breaking down a door where there could be a gun on the other side waiting to shoot you, stand to the side of the door with your back against the wall and kick into the door. That way less of your body will be available as a target.

(via thedoctors-steampowered-hunter)

264,906 notes

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

(via sirjuliaofthegoose)

293,207 notes